环球小姐最后一题
1.question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官.
ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.
美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士.
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……
(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌,鼓掌)
2.question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官.
ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull)
西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛.
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击.
applause! applause!)
(鼓掌,鼓掌)
3.question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官.
ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言.
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里.
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌,鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌,鼓掌)
4.question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官.
ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼.
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)
(鼓掌,鼓掌,大笑,大笑,鼓掌,鼓掌)
5.question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官.
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力.
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms india: because it works day and night......
印度小姐:因为日夜劳"做".
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌,鼓掌,鼓掌,鼓掌,鼓掌,鼓掌)
6.question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官.
ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.
马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车).
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形).
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌,鼓掌,大笑,大笑,鼓掌,鼓掌)
7.question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官.
ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输.
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场.
applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!
(鼓掌,鼓掌,鼓掌,鼓掌,鼓掌,鼓掌)
8.question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官.
ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.
中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机.
question: how can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……作者:
yyoung 时间: 2005-6-7 08:02
